So, I was just scrolling the other day, you know, mindlessly drifting through the internet like we all do, and Kendall Jenner’s name popped up. And for some reason, a little lightbulb went off in my head – I thought, “Huh, I wonder what her birth chart looks like.” It’s one of those weird little projects I give myself when I’m bored, don’t ask me why.
First off, I had to actually find her birth details. Now, with these celebrities, it’s always a bit of a treasure hunt, and not always the fun kind. You punch “Kendall Jenner birth date” into your search engine, and you get November 3, 1995, pretty consistently. Easy peasy. But the birth time? Oh boy, that’s where it gets messy. Everyone and their dog online seems to have a different opinion. Some fan site says one thing, some astrology forum says another. I probably spent a solid half hour just clicking around, trying to find a time that seemed to be cited more than once or from a source that didn’t look like it was cooked up five minutes ago. You really have to put on your detective hat, even if it’s for something as trivial as this.
Eventually, I found a time that a few different places seemed to agree on, or at least, it was the most commonly listed one. So, I took that – November 3, 1995, Los Angeles, California, with the time I’d dug up – and plugged it all into one of those free astrology chart generator websites. You know the type. You fill in the boxes, hit “enter,” and boom, a nice, complicated-looking wheel full of symbols appears on your screen.
Looking at the Chart Itself
Alright, so the chart pops up. First thing I usually glance at is the Sun sign. Scorpio. Okay, that tracks. Scorpios are meant to be intense, a bit private, maybe a little mysterious. For someone living their life so publicly, trying to keep a bit of themselves back makes sense. Then I looked for her Moon sign, which is all about emotions and inner self. Aries, if I remember correctly from what the site churned out. That’s a fiery one! Impulsive, direct, maybe a bit headstrong. Scorpio Sun, Aries Moon – that’s like still waters running deep, but with a geyser that can go off.
And the Ascendant, or Rising sign – that’s like the social mask, or the first impression people get. The chart I got, based on the time I used, said Sagittarius. Sagittarius is typically seen as adventurous, optimistic, maybe a bit blunt or freedom-loving. So, you’ve got this intense Scorpio core, fiery Aries emotions, and an outgoing Sagittarian vibe on the surface. It’s quite the cocktail, really. Makes you think, doesn’t it?
I’m no professional astrologer, let me tell you. I just poke around these things for fun. It’s like trying to solve a puzzle where you’re not even sure if the pieces are all from the same box. Sometimes you look at it and go, “Yeah, I can see that,” and other times it’s just a jumble.
This whole process reminded me of my buddy Dave. Years ago, he got obsessed with figuring out his cat’s personality through its “birth chart.” He actually called the animal shelter to try and get an exact birth time for “Whiskers.” They probably thought he was a nutjob. He’d sit there, dead serious, explaining how Whiskers’ Mars in Leo made him so demanding about his food brand. People get into some weird stuff, man. I just nodded and smiled, mostly.
So, yeah, I looked up Kendall Jenner’s birth chart. Did it unlock the secrets of the universe or give me some profound insight into her soul? Nah, probably not. It was just a way to spend an hour, satisfy a fleeting curiosity. Mostly it just made me realize how easily I can get sidetracked by random internet rabbit holes. But hey, it’s more interesting than watching paint dry, right? At least I felt like I did something, even if that something was essentially digital navel-gazing. Now, what to look up next…