Okay, so yesterday I got this random urge to dive into celebrity birth charts. I know, super basic, but I was bored. I decided to start with Melania Trump. Why? No clue, just popped into my head. Figured it would be a fun little project.

First thing I did was hit up Google. I needed her birthday, time, and location. I mean, you can’t do a birth chart without that stuff, right? Found out she was born April 26, 1970, in Novo Mesto, Slovenia. Getting the birth time was a little trickier. Some sites said it was unknown, which is a total buzzkill. But after digging around a bit, I found one that claimed it was 08:34 AM CET. Fingers crossed that was legit.
Next, I jumped onto this astrology website I use. It’s pretty straightforward, nothing fancy. Plugged in all the info – date, time, location – and bam! There was her birth chart staring back at me. It looked like a bunch of hieroglyphics at first, all these symbols and lines. But I’ve messed around with these things enough to know some basics.
So, her Sun is in Taurus. That’s no surprise, pretty grounded and into luxury, you know? I spotted her Moon was in Aquarius. Interesting! That suggests she’s probably more independent and maybe even a bit detached emotionally than you might expect from a Taurus. I mean, she always seemed kinda reserved to me.
Then I looked at her rising sign. That’s supposed to be how you present yourself to the world. Hers is Capricorn. This makes sense actually. Capricorn risings tend to be ambitious and have a serious vibe. Which, yeah, totally fits her public image.
Now, trying to actually interpret all the planet placements and aspects? That’s where things get tricky. I’m no professional astrologer! But I noticed she’s got some interesting aspects between her planets. Like, a square between her Sun and her Moon. That can mean there’s some inner tension or conflict between her public image and her emotional needs.

I even tried to look at some of the houses, but honestly, that’s where I got lost. There’s so much to unpack! It’s like trying to decipher a secret code.
Honestly, it was mostly a fun way to kill an afternoon. I don’t know if I learned anything truly insightful about Melania Trump, but it was interesting to see how the astrological symbols lined up with what I already knew (or thought I knew) about her. Plus, it gave me a reason to avoid doing laundry, which is always a win in my book.
Maybe I’ll try another celebrity’s chart next week. Got any suggestions?