My Little Adventure: Figuring Out Lily-Rose Depp’s Zodiac
So, the other day, I was just kind of bumming around, you know, flipping through stuff online. Not really looking for anything in particular. Then a picture of Lily-Rose Depp popped up. I think it was for a movie or something, doesn’t matter. And for some reason, my brain just went, “Huh, I wonder what her zodiac sign is.” Don’t ask me why. Sometimes these random thoughts just hit you, right?
Anyway, it wasn’t like a big mission or anything. I just grabbed my phone, typed it into the search bar. Took all of, what, ten seconds? Bam! There it was. But that got me thinking, as these things often do.
It’s funny how we get curious about these little details about famous people. Like, knowing their zodiac sign is gonna tell us some big secret about them. My aunt Carol, she’s all about astrology. Every time I tell her about someone new I met, her first question is always, “What’s their sign?” Then she’ll nod sagely, like, “Ah, that explains it.” Explains what, Aunt Carol? That they’re a human being?
So, I found out Lily-Rose Depp is a Gemini. Born at the end of May. Okay, cool. Geminis are supposed to be… adaptable? Chatty? Got two sides to them, or something like that. I read a couple of those generic descriptions. You know the type, so broad they could apply to pretty much anyone if you squint hard enough. “You enjoy being with friends, but sometimes you also like your alone time.” Well, no kidding! Who doesn’t?
It reminded me of this one time, years ago, I was having a rough patch with a friend. We just weren’t clicking. Someone told me to check our zodiac compatibility. So I did. According to the stars, we were supposed to be a terrible match. And I remember thinking, “Well, that’s convenient.” But honestly, we just had different priorities at the time. Didn’t need the planets to tell me that.
It’s not like I’m totally against it. Sometimes you read a description, and a little part of you goes, “Hey, that actually sounds a bit like me,” or like someone you know. It’s a bit of fun, I guess. Like those personality tests that tell you what kind of bread you are. Am I a sourdough? Or more of a pumpernickel? Deep questions, folks.
So yeah, that was my big investigation into Lily-Rose Depp’s zodiac. A Gemini. Now I know. And I’ll probably forget it by tomorrow. But it killed a few minutes, and got me thinking about Aunt Carol, which always makes me chuckle. Back to the real mysteries of life, like what’s for dinner and where did I leave my keys.